A bizarre report by a Conservative think tank says people from certain towns in the north of England should move south to improve their prospects.
This would see hundreds of people vacating places like Sunderland and Bradford, and swarming into home county towns such as Oxford and Cambridge.
The Tories have immediately distanced themselves from the report. Hardly surprising, it's not exactly a vote winner is it?
Here at the News we have our very own north south divide - reporter Kirsty Rigg hails from Rochdale, which is oooop narf.
She is a strong supporter of her native land, as you might expect. And true, people in the north are generally friendlier and more welcoming.
They do, of course however, all wear flat caps, string vests and eat tripe.
